Originally Posted by Voodoo

Fatal mistakes women make during sex:
1. Wash your vag before having sex please. We don't want to get a surprise "WTF" when we go down there, and potentially gag and embarass you.
2. You will get naked first.
3. We don't care if you are on the rag. Stop making a big deal about it. It's a little gross, but we used to play with dirt, bugs & boogers. No biggy.
4. If you were sweating all day, don't be surprised if we don't do alot of things we normally do.
5. If you are on top, move up and down, don't just grind at the base to tickle your G-Spot... We will go soft after a while and turn our back on you and fall asleep. We may even ask for our money back.
6. Snuggling for more than 5 minutes afterward is okay as long as you don't mind that we sleep while you talk.
7. Bite me again and I'll piss inside you.
8. Scratch my back again and I'll accidently donkey punch you.
9. No... We don't like it when you lick our nipples. They are there for decoration ONLY.
10. I will shit on your finger if it gets anywhere near my asshole.