I am goin out tonight and I am gonna get laid
And I mean it dead serious and will not discuss that.
Taking my best looking friend with me - the king metrosexual god, so if they'll want gay looks I'll let him do the first contact, if they'll wanna rough sexy guy with personality I'll do the first contact.
Taking my James Dean leather jacket and it's the worst fuckin bonehead smalltown in the world so I hope noone throws hay fork on me.
Here's the plan:
1) take a car drive around every pub and every club not to waste time and get a place with most girls in it
2) leave the car somewhere, start to socially drink and chat up girls - maximum 2 hours otherwise they'll be drunk, annoying and worthless
3) I'm going straight to the point, anyone who would even consider not having sex tonight doesn't apply, no fuckin chance - I'm a romantic
Thank you for your time, I'm going to deliver and will report back.
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