I can tell you how I think it really went...
Detective to Magazine: We are investigating this case. Possession of Marijuana is a serious offense here in Columbia, SC. Who sold you the picture?
Magazine: Blase Splee sold us the picture and we mailed the check to 123 xyz street in Columbia, SC
-- police question picture seller after searching his house and finding pot
Police to Picture Seller: Your in alot of trouble son... Posession of Marijuana is a serious offense but we also found sandwich baggies in your house and we suspect that you are a dealer... so unless you cooperate and tell us who else was at the party we will seize your house, pee on your bed and put you in a cell with bubba... and we won't even give him a condom.
Picture Seller to Police: Please... I just made a mistake... I figured I could sell the picture and pay off my cell phone bill.... please don't ruin my bed! a,b,c,d,e and f were also at the party at 123 partyhouse lane.
rinse... repeat for a,b,c,d,e and f.
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I used to be dirty some years ago and was arrested for delivery once... the police knew ever person I ever got a bag for (almost)... I mean all kinds of details... and they were nice enough to even tell me who told them and why. I learned an important lesson that day. Noone is your friend... you can't trust anyone to keep their mouth shut and even people you have been "friends" with for YEARS will tell on you to save their own ass.
So I stopped getting weed for other people and started doing porn. Tell on me now bitches.
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