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One day there was a raccoon blocking the door to the gym. There was a crowd of people around the door, afraid to go inside, because supposedly, when they're seen in the daytime, watch out.
I grabbed a nearby traffic cone and went after it. That little fucker stood up on his hind legs and squared off with me. Then he came after me and I had to swat him with the traffic cone. Of course, the women started screaming and the other guys scattered while this crazy raccoon tried to maul me. Eventually I got a good hit on his ass, and he ran away.
Lesson learned on my part. Do not fuck with a raccoon in the daytime.
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