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Originally Posted by AZSarah
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Today is the first day of the rest of my life. You see, my divorce was finalized yesterday and I am finally rid of that lump-of-lard- ex-wife of mine. "Martina" was the kind of woman who would steal money from my wallet and go drinking at the local tavern all night and come home smelling of booze, and have a few bruises from being in a fight, yes a real winner. Now that I have my freedom, I'd like to get my life back in order. I'm going down to the WalMart and get me a new suit, new pair of shoes, some fancy new cologne and a fresh haircut. The question is, will I meet a new woman anytime soon or am I doomed to be alone?