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mpahlca · 02-19-2009, 03:30 PM

10 ways to kill zombies from the how to kill a zombie manual

10. Throw records
Doesn't really kill zombies, but it's one hell of a way to clean up a bad record collection.

9. Chainsaw
The chainsaw can cut through even the thickest skull and will destroy a brain in seconds.

8. Toaster
When swung by the cord, one can get incredible velocity; also makes toast.

7. Hammer
Another popular tool. Good for the strong and weak alike, and perfect for the novice zombie killer.

6. Fire poker
Heavy, well sized, and very versatile, serving the stab-happy and blunt-crazy zombie killer alike.

5. Pump-action shotgun
Most movie characters are terrible with the shotgun, but it'll always be a popular choice.

4. The Old Door Trick
When zombies try to come in, slam the door on its head.

3. Rocket Launcher
Legend has it a U.S. college student wrote an essay called, "The Best Way to Kill a Zombie is with a Rocket Launcher." Who could argue with that?

2. "The View"
To kill a zombie, you must destroy its brain, and what better way to do that than listening to Starr Jones and Meredith Viera?

1. Motorcycle
Go Milla Jovovich! Her scene riding her bike down the aisle of a church in RE:2 was amazing. A must in any zombie invasion

02-19-2009, 03:30 PM
mpahlca Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 1,821	10 ways to kill zombies from the how to kill a zombie manual 10. Throw records Doesn't really kill zombies, but it's one hell of a way to clean up a bad record collection. 9. Chainsaw The chainsaw can cut through even the thickest skull and will destroy a brain in seconds. 8. Toaster When swung by the cord, one can get incredible velocity; also makes toast. 7. Hammer Another popular tool. Good for the strong and weak alike, and perfect for the novice zombie killer. 6. Fire poker Heavy, well sized, and very versatile, serving the stab-happy and blunt-crazy zombie killer alike. 5. Pump-action shotgun Most movie characters are terrible with the shotgun, but it'll always be a popular choice. 4. The Old Door Trick When zombies try to come in, slam the door on its head. 3. Rocket Launcher Legend has it a U.S. college student wrote an essay called, "The Best Way to Kill a Zombie is with a Rocket Launcher." Who could argue with that? 2. "The View" To kill a zombie, you must destroy its brain, and what better way to do that than listening to Starr Jones and Meredith Viera? 1. Motorcycle Go Milla Jovovich! Her scene riding her bike down the aisle of a church in RE:2 was amazing. A must in any zombie invasion __________________ I could give two shits wether you read this sig or not.