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Old 02-19-2009, 07:19 PM  
MetaMan
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I picked up a black chick and she told me i have a "NIGGA COCK" what does that mean?

I was at the bar this weekend scoping around for some colored hotties, no white bitches this weekend i was like tarzan in the fucking jungle. white bitches cant suck dick worth shit anyway unless they smoke lots of fucking weed and are used to inhaling.

so me being the pimp i am i step in at 1-130 and the bar closes at 2-230, so i just want to thank all you stupid simps that show up to the bar early and get these hoes drunk while i end up banging your chick and you are taking a cab home with your "party buddy".

anyway im posted up and of course all the flyest honies are scoping me out and i be melting all these white 10/10s like they was a vanilla milkshake on a hot summer day. then i look across on the dance floor and this fine black nogga and she is grinding it up like a sean paul video. WE BE BURNING NONE CONCERNIN...

so she scopes me checking her out and BOOM she gets hit by the most deep blue eyes you will ever see, once women see my eyes they are LOCKED. so i head over start grindin up a little and i ask her to leave with me.

she takes me back to her place i rip off her pants and i am eating the purple like a grape popsicle, and she rips off my pants and goes for the BJ and dropes her fucking jaw and goes "DAM FOR A WHITE BOY YOU HAVE A NIGGA COCK".

what exactly does that mean?
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