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Originally Posted by eroticsexxx
Before you get all excited at the thought of the possibility that you are hung like an African Mandingo, keep in mind that:
1. You picked that trick up from the bar. Tricks are notorious liars when they want something (it's almost the end of the month, ya know...)
2. She might not have had her contacts in or her glasses on
3. The bruising from all the jerking off might not have cleared up yet (discoloration)
4. You didn't hear the last part of what she said: "DAM FOR A WHITE BOY YOU HAVE A NIGGA COCK...a baby nigga cock"
5. And lastly, if that trick had the time to talk and/or ponder the size of your dick, you weren't doing something right. When a black woman has a true nigga cock in her presence, she gets right down to business. In the words of the infamous Lady Saw - "NO Long Talking".
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look i know you little GFY simps are bitch ass haters, give me 5min with any chick you have ever been with and they will forget you ever existed, give me 10min and they will think they are in heaven, anything past 10min i charge $100 per fucking minute. but they wake up feeling like a new woman.
do you know how many chicks i have turned out? you punks should thank me, like i said before you simps make me look good you see the way it works is... you small limp dick faggots cannot pound a pussy properly so when they are in bed with a REAL MAN like myself they think they are being fucked by some greek god or some shit.
then after fucking me it is never the same so they tear through guys trying to find another REAL DICK MUTHA FUCKA like myself, but they NEVER find it.
so either you be a pimp and finish a distant second in this pimp game race, or you sit at home tapping your chick wondering why the pussy is getting looser you will know who to blame.
THE TOP DAWG PUSSY POUNDIN GREEK GOD BIG DICK HIT YO CHICK AND SPLIT THE ONE THE ONLY...... DRUMROLL...... THE MAN.... METAMAN.
so shut your mouth bitch before i snap up yo chick. i know you arent used to hearing chicks tell you "thats to big to fit" and you may think i am joking, but when your girls pussy is looser dont come whining to me.
me =

you = simp