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Originally Posted by MetaMan
look i know you little GFY simps are bitch ass haters, give me 5min with any chick you have ever been with and they will forget you ever existed, give me 10min and they will think they are in heaven, anything past 10min i charge $100 per fucking minute. but they wake up feeling like a new woman.
do you know how many chicks i have turned out? you punks should thank me, like i said before you simps make me look good you see the way it works is... you small limp dick faggots cannot pound a pussy properly so when they are in bed with a REAL MAN like myself they think they are being fucked by some greek god or some shit.
then after fucking me it is never the same so they tear through guys trying to find another REAL DICK MUTHA FUCKA like myself, but they NEVER find it.
so either you be a pimp and finish a distant second in this pimp game race, or you sit at home tapping your chick wondering why the pussy is getting looser you will know who to blame.
THE TOP DAWG PUSSY POUNDIN GREEK GOD BIG DICK HIT YO CHICK AND SPLIT THE ONE THE ONLY...... DRUMROLL...... THE MAN.... METAMAN.
so shut your mouth bitch before i snap up yo chick. i know you arent used to hearing chicks tell you "thats to big to fit" and you may think i am joking, but when your girls pussy is looser dont come whining to me. 
me = 
you = simp |
*ROTFLMAO*
Real pimps don't EVER need to advertise their exploits (like you do) or waste time in virtual dick measuring contests (like you do). It's a waste of time and there is too much pussy in the world to be had.
From the way you talk, the only thing "big" about you is probably your imagination. JaneB is right on point with her analysis. Men who are used to getting pussy on time, all the time, don't have the time to "brag".
Face it. That trick is playing you for a fiddle. It's too bad that the only thing that keeps you going is your imagination and the fact that some women simply love to fuck and "any dick will do".
