if you change the DNS settings to point to googles IP,
Then visit google and type in what your trying to index it will show on the first of the search results.
If that doesn't work buy a new laptop and then download firefox, submit your site to google again while eating eggs (this is very important). it will show within 10 seconds.
Also remember to press alt-F4 when you submit your sites this works very well.
If all else fails, try changing your underwear and see what happens.
P.S. if google don't index your search results. send them a basket of hot cum covered croisants and they will be happy to help to you!
Sorry I cannot be of anymore help.
Good Luck
