Originally Posted by V_RocKs

So a friend of mine that wanted to get into the industry calls me...

"Yo, dude, did you see that shit about the porn industry asking for a 5 billion dollar life line?"

"Um, a what?"

"Yeah, they just asked for a bailout, man! Fuck, and I was going to start trying to do what you do. Glad I held off. How are you doing by the way? Still able to hang on? Will I be seeing you asking for a UPS application?"

"Uh, actually if you believed it was anything more than a joke, I am the one that is relieved to know you are going to skip out on working in the adult industry. Obviously you are too gullible to be your own boss."