California is the greatest left wing liberal empire in the nation. Black people and white people love each other. The gay mafia controls hollywood. I ain't scared of no earthquakes or killer bees. We have the friendliest paramilitary police unit in the nation in the LAPD.
Haven't you seen those commercials trying to attract more transients out here by showing celebrities lounging around telling you how beautiful it is.
Even the cows want to get out this way!
God Bless California. Hail to the Governator!
