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Rocky IV
It only took one short Italian man from Philly to roll into the tundra and lay out Big Red?s most prized athlete. It was almost as though the movie wanted to say, ?Go ahead and build your missiles. All we need are some sweatpants and an ox-cart to show you what?s up.?
Hunt For Red October
The Soviets worked so hard on that fancy new sub, and our boy Jack Ryan went in there and made the whole thing kaput. Plus, Sean Connery?s atrocious Lithuanian accent surely didn?t help.
Miracle
Not much explaining here. When Disney re-created the events of the 1980 Winter Olympics, it brought back depressing thoughts of one of the darkest days in Russia?s sports history.
Air Force One
We get a few minutes of Russian diplomacy with the US, and then the rest of the movie is based on our president kicking the crap out of some diabolical neo-nationalists. They were probably still mad about their sub.
Stripes
It says something when Bill Murray and Harold Ramis are able to cross into Eastern Europe and take out an entire garrison of troops with just a souped-up RV. Something tells us Stalin wouldn?t be too happy with that military performance.
Spies Like Us
Upon seeing the poster, the Soviets may actually have been excited for this one. It has Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd being directed by John Landis. Not only is the movie hilarious, but it paints a rather ugly picture of the nuke-happy Russians.
Bullwinkle
When a squirrel and a moose can outsmart two of their spies, the Kremlin might want to rethink how they run spy school.
GoldenEye
Yes, we know this wasn?t the first time 007 came out on top of some of the KGB?s top agents, but this wasn?t your ordinary Bond. Pierce Brosnan?s resumé includes roles in Mrs. Doubtfire and Mama Mia. Doesn?t sound like England?s deadliest weapon.