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Old 03-08-2009, 02:11 PM  
JenniDahling
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:stoned CrackWhore Sing-Along!

CrackWhore Theme Song<-----(click to hear)
Lyrics, Beats, Production - ytcracker

the name cracker jack - the crack ho magnet
pass out some crack and they let him tag it
they hit off the pipe and then he shag it
get a couple magnums and double bag it
hoes know that we like em cheap
i like to bust a nut then go to sleep
but sometimes they tell him stories
they are interesting and never boring

if a ho spits good gaaaaaame
we pass her some crack and we ask her naaaaaame
then she tell us how fucked up her life is
how her husband beats her cuz how cracked out his wife is
this is the real world - minus austin
dawsons creek - minus dawson
bitch got no teeth so you know she aint flossing
a rock and a half is all this ass costin

crackwhoreconfessions ( dot com )

let me tell you bout a whore named trisha
20 years old and a snatch thatll get ya
starting using H when she hit her teens
got busted for hooking in a vice sting
this sara girl pussy looks like roast beef
she could kill a fly with the smell of her queef
the bad and the ugly like lee van cleef
cracker jack is their pimp bitch thats a belief

then this bitch jeri shell let you bust in her
so her husband can eat it for dinner
laura shes a three hole hooker
seven years later and shes still a crack cooker
lindas on the crack whore diet
rock and dick all you do is supply it
20 bucks what it cost you to buy it
pretty cheap i suggest that you try it

crackwhoreconfessions ( dot com )


Enjoy this tune and enjoy a tour of some crack houses courtesy of CrackWhoreConfessions.com


Looks like they added some trash to bring out the orange in the Condemned sign


This one comes fully furnished


I'll take my sub on white, extra roaches, hold the mayo

If you want to scar your mind more, be sure to check out the site CrackWhoreConfessions


With stories like the America's Most Wanted Crackwhore


You can see why these insane confessions convert like crazy!!!!!
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