Ok, this is the first story that came to mind when reading this post.....
One year while at the Phoenix Forum I went to the Lightspeed after hours party and got completely smashed on the open bar. It was a fun evening and I wasn't ready for it to end so I was really upset when I discovered that it was last call. Where had the time gone? Being that the rooms there don't have mini bars I figured I would try and buy a bottle of alcohol from the bar at the party.
After a long discussion with the bar tender I finally managed to buy half a bottle of Captain Morgan spiced rum (note, I cant stand rum) for the bargain price of $70.
After that I decided to wonder out to the court yard to find someone to help me consume the liquor that I had scored. That is where my drunk ass dropped the bottle. It shattered into a million little pieces and I stood there totally astonished.
(sorry to the hotel staff cos I didn't pick up the mess)
I realized at that point that I was destined to go to bed. So I wondered into the lobby of the hotel and got in the elevator to go back to my room. Once on my floor I started feeling a little icky and things started spinning. I stumbled down the hotel hall way with my heals in my hand and when I finally reached my room I struggled to get my room key into the door. (now if I was a male I would not have had a problem getting it in the hole,
but I would have had an issue keeping it in there considering the circumstances. :P lol)
Anyway, I repeatedly tried to open the door with my key but it wouldn't budge.
At this time I was not capable of walking let alone stand up so I finally leaned against the wall and then slid down to the floor and started banging on the door demanding to be let in.
Finally someone answered the door all pissed off........that is when I realized that I had been trying to get in to a room that wasn't even mine. The strange thing is that I had this sudden burst of sober energy and ran like hell once realizing what the fuck I had been doing.
To this day I have no clue who's room it was but if you are out there and are reading this thread then I apologize. LOL
Moral of this story - buy alcohol before the show for your room!
