Since you obviously couldn't pay $100 and chose a winner from this thread:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...=891119&page=2
Here is a free one for you
It will suit your "mainstream web design company" Very well.
My inspiration for this logo:
1. the fact that you couldn't get a logo designed for $100
and,
2. you will obviously FAIL if you cannot design one yourself or have someone from your "design company" do one
Hope you like it