My second story has a little more drunken debauchery in it since that seems to be the theme here
My first actual beer pong event. I've played before, but never for a prize, let alone 2k! Thank you Avalanche (Cherry Pimps) for the opportunity!! One of the best events at the shows lately. Definitely a highlight at the Phoenix Forum now!!
I didn't even plan on playing, but just watching. Little did I know there was a seasoned vet in desperate need of a long armed partner.
So I take a couple practice shots for warm up. Avalanche or Rochard gave me a xxxIronMan shirt to compete in so I went to the pool bathroom to change. Lots of twinks running around so I wanted to help them maintain their composure by not taking my shirt off in front of them. Quite frankly I was scared of being stripped of my flesh by doing so. So I go and do that and when I get back to our table I get to meet our opponents. Ironically the only 'fruity' team. One wearing nothing but matching motif, fruit of the looms.
There we are playing beerpong with the only 'gay' team. The guy in the tighty grays was double fisting beers while drinking what we landed a pong ball in. So he got pretty trashed right away and started fucking with Alex and I while we were shooting by dropping his elastic a bit to reveal his nest of flaccid penis. I'm going to blame them for making that particular round last way too long. What 45 minutes to off them? In the end it was a close round with them. It got down to 2-1. I think I dropping the winning shot in their last cup.
Since we took a long time from the distracting junk shots (I blame Alex) everyone else had played two rounds to our one. So we had to play two teams to advance to be a finalist. Something like that. It was confusing but I noticed it was on holding up the tourney. It was down to bugbee & christian, the badoink guys and us. Mason and his teammate were either still in or just got knocked out, I'm not sure. All that damned beer
So we had to take on the Badoink Guys.
At first we had the advantage by a couple cups and we were feeling good about this round.
But then it took a turn for the worse... Gotta give it to the badoink crew, they channeled into the way of the winds that were blowing threw and managed to catch up really quick. Like back to back double dunks! It was down to 1 cup each... 4 guys - 2 cups!
We traded solo blows for that last cup on each side for a couple rounds each and then it dropped right on us!
They beat us! Those Badoinks!!!!
That left us in third and sent the badoink guys into the finals with bugbee and christian. In the end the champions used some distracting methods on the final round as well...
I much rather would have these distractions rather than the gay dudes poppin their pubes at us
That trophy is OURS this year!!!! We got this ALEX!!!!
After all was done there we played Mason and his teammate for 40 bucks. We played with a few different old school rules and we ended up taking that one. I came out of that beerpong event with 20 bucks...
Oh, and I flooded Mason's bathroom right after... Sorry again Mason
Good times!!
