Originally Posted by LadyMischief

This part is the best:

A pregnant woman rushed to the hospital to give birth shocked doctors and staff when it was revealed that what she had passed off as a fetus for months was in fact a large block of cheese.

Neighbors, assuming that she was in labor, took her to an emergency room where doctors uncovered a sodden and moldy mass of what they later determined to be several bricks of cheddar cheese bound together with twine. ?Beyond weird,? remarked the doctor. ?I don?t know how one would do it, but it must take an unworldly level of self deception to even conceive of something like this.?