03-12-2009, 09:27 PM
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(felis madjewicus)
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement
Posts: 20,368
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Quote:
Originally Posted by st0ned
"Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "Be my baby's daddy!" I couldn't get out in time. FML"
Ooops ;)
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haha, classic |
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