Originally Posted by Phaseman

The other night I was messing around with my girlfriend in hopes of getting some. After a little bit of foreplay she asks me to make love to her like they do in the movies.

I proceeded to stick it in her ass, and then pull it out and cum all over her face. When she finally regained her composure, she got mad as hell and then hit me.

I guess we don't watch the same movies.........