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Originally Posted by Davey Jones
He's gonna get beaten like a rented mule
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No way man, I gots me a strategy. Whenever I get in trouble in a Jiu Jitsu tournament, I just ask myself "What would Dirty Danza do?". Since they search your gi for concealed weapons at the weigh in, what I do is I start making up all kinds of crazy stories and outright lies and tell them to the ref. When the ref is confused by the stream of bullshit I knee my opponent in the balls and voila, victory!