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Originally Posted by Ross
My girlfriend drives my new BMW all the time and hasn't so much as kerbed my alloys. Not all women drivers are bad drivers. My girlfriend is a really good driver actually.
In saying that, I dont trust anyone else to drive my car. My mum keeps trying to borrow it.. not a chance! My gf only drives it coz she provides me with sex. 1 and only reason  |
But in theory your mom provided you with everything you enjoy in life because she gave you life. So the sex you enjoy from your girlfriend would not be possible without mom. Give mom the keys. You owe her!