Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

What few people know is thaat Danza actually employees an elite group of pornstar mercenaries. International blackops, you know, serious shit like that. They look like beautiful whores, but they are dangerous killing machines, lurking the sidelines at conventions, shakin' that ass for free drinks and cocaine, and right when you think you're about to get a free blowjob in a phone booth you wind up in a hole deep in the desert. That's just how it is...