Originally Posted by Pornopat

I just woke up and when I looked into the mirror I found out I waw turning white!
Seriously! This must be what living in cold and rainy Holland does to a man. I never had this living in the Caraibean.
My skin is so pale and it is way less shiney. OMG!
What is next? Will I lose my ability to dance? Will my penis shrink?

I am close to a panic attack here. I am turning white!