I don't care that he's married, John Malkovich comes off SO extremely gay even when he's trying to play a tough guy.... he's either gay or SNL's effeminate heterosexual. I think it's hysterical that Richard Simmons is still officially straight and denies his obvious homosexuality. Anyone watching American Idol... there are some photos online of Adam Lambert kissing other guys and dressing as a woman. If your wife is as gaga over him as mine was - it's a blessing to find!
