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smutnut · 03-25-2009, 03:45 PM

It's outdated maybe, but I heard it today and it made me laugh. Here goes:

The little indian boy runs into the tent of the indian chief and asks excitedly, "Indian Chief, Indian Chief, how do you name all the babies that are born into the tribe?"

The Indian Chief answers, "Well, son, I name each child according to the first thing I see first thing in the morning after each child is born. If I see a hawk flying, I call him "Flying Hawk"; if I see a deer running I call him "Running Deer" '.

"Why do you ask, Humping Dog?"

03-25-2009, 03:45 PM
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	"Dances With Wolves" Joke It's outdated maybe, but I heard it today and it made me laugh. Here goes: The little indian boy runs into the tent of the indian chief and asks excitedly, "Indian Chief, Indian Chief, how do you name all the babies that are born into the tribe?" The Indian Chief answers, "Well, son, I name each child according to the first thing I see first thing in the morning after each child is born. If I see a hawk flying, I call him "Flying Hawk"; if I see a deer running I call him "Running Deer" '. "Why do you ask, Humping Dog?"