Originally Posted by stile

SALE! SALE! SALE! EVERYTHING MUST GO! We're selling all ad spots down to the bare walls!

Even Eric who runs this fucking site bought something! Then again he just has a HUGE CRUSH on me!

I'm CRAZY STILE, and you pay ME cash for my traffic!

Got lots of cash? I'll convert it into traffic! I'm Crazy Stile, and you've never seen such high quality traffic at such bargain basement prices!

I'll bang my own mother up the ass and then let her give me a rim job if you buy my ad space, because... I'M FUCKING CRAZY!