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I saved about two bums already in my life,
One was already getting blue as it was a tough winter and he was obviously unconcious, it was late night and I was with a couple friends, saw him laying on the ground, so I kicked him a bit to find out if he's just drunk, well he was almost dead and not just drunk, so I called him the EM and I guess he actually survived.
The other one, that was in the summer like three years ago, he ripped his skull as he fell drunk directly at the edge of this bank that was made out of metal in the middle of a really busy place, and in the middle of the day - NO ONE did anything, every idiot just drank his cofee and tried to pretend he didn't noticed it.
So I checked him out and it was not like he would be bleeding too much - how do you call it, from an open wein, so he was not in an immediate danger, so I just called EM...
First thing that happened - the local cops came to find out if it's not a false alarm!
Fuck you boneheads - 15 minutes wasted!
And then It took those motherfuckers exactly another 17 minutes to come there with their EM!
And the central was like 1,5 mile from there!
32 minutes - if he would have anything more serious he would be dead
I'm the king of bums, I'm their saviour, any bum wants money from me I tell them fuck you pal, I won't give you my money, but whenever I'll see you freezing your ass on the street, I'll save you!
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