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Old 04-03-2009, 05:33 AM  
CarlosTheGaucho
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Things I love about US vol. 1. - the FUCK YOU attitude!

As I said many times, there's a long term relationships between this poor half jewish guy, that was born behind the Iron curtain in the wild lands and the country he loves the most - United States and America.

Today, I would like to express my respect and admiration to one of the major aspects of the US culture of success.

The aspect, that helps me to keep on wining in my every days life, to win arguments, to win better productivity, to win respect from those who get it, and hatred from those, who'll never accept reality as it is..

- the FUCK YOU attitude!

I'll try to illustrate on my recent findings, since I moved out of Prague and live with three girls now, all of them are 21 and college students, and they use to bring all kinds of college uberintellectuals, first time employed, and different mythical creatures for a tea or booze to our place almost daily.

So now I have the unique chance to compare and challenge all those people, I have e chance to find out a little bit about what this offspring is about, about the generational gap, about how working since I was 16 and paying my bills made me a rebel among the crowds of comfortably dumb and socially cared of...

Here are a couple examples:

1) Are you talking to me like my buddy, while the only thing I know about you, is that we know each other for a couple minutes as this chick told me you're his friend, and you're just a couple years younger, not this handsome, and you consider me young and you're probably a little bit more retarded than me?

FUCK YOU!

2) Are you worried about your job, while your job is just another artificial worthless position in a company, that has too much of a market share to sink, and your job is a product of the EURO over bureocratic budgeting and the general incompetence of the middle management in YOUR company?

FUCK YOU!

3) Are you trying to challenge my economical views, while your only work experience is spending 5 years at the college, tapping beer in a college pub in your spare time, and talking too much about things you never experienced first hand?

FUCK YOU!

4) Are you trying to tell me that you should be rewarded with a high salary and initial ANY kind of real responsibility for spending 5 years at the college AND avoiding any real work?

FUCK YOU!

5) Are you trying to tell me, that you want to travel all around the Europe in the summer, when you have your holidays, and that it costs too much money, and that IF you don't make enough money to pay for yourself, you'll ask your Daddy?

FUCK YOU!

6) Are you trying to tell me, that the fact, that you get 4 weeks off every year, including the non working days, that you got paid for being sick, that you work 8 hours a day including a lunch break, you get extra paid for overtimes, and you don't need to nowhere perform since you can sit on your coffee break every two hours, is a system that's really "tiring" and that you work from "dusk till dawn"?

FUCK YOU!


Now this was just a couple, very much common and constantly repeating points that I do encounter, while facing all those lovely young uberbrains.

People, please, think before you open your mouth, it's very simple, but it's SO RARE these days, it's so rare in our new age Europe, where people got so used to that SOMEONE cares about their ass, so they can't even see their noses higher and higher in the air.

If you can't do this, if you can't get this, than FUCK YOU!

As you see - this is very much universal approach that keeps your spirit healthy and that helps you to scare all those people, you don't ever want to waste time with again.

As always, many thanks to all of you, who are not afraid to manifest this attitude in your every day's life, thanks for the inspiration, thanks for your healthy influence, thanks for the United States of America.

From the very first day when the fathers stepped to the land of the brave and to the land of the free, they knew that the FUCK YOU attitude is THE national treasure and legacy, that needs to be preserved for generations to come.

Thanks, to the only country, where you don't have to be ashamed of using FUCK YOU in public!

And where people GET IT!

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