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Yes, you heard it right, GFY !

I'm starting a new mafia family, and I am the Don.

Bigger than La Cosa Nostra, bigger than BP4L, bigger than PG4L and bigger than GFY; it's White Trash 4 Life !!!

Anyone is welcome to join, but there are a few simple rules.

1) You do not talk about White Trash 4 Life

2) You must own at least one (1) Corvette from the 80's.
(Set on cinderblocks while you've procrastinated working on it is optional).

3) You must reside in a trailer at least 9 months out of the year. You are allowed to rent out your uncle's van for 3 months out of the year to save up for tires for that Corvette.

4) You must not possess, nor want to possess a bedframe for your mattress.

5) You must own one (1) basset hound.

6) No matter how much money you make, you must recieve at least one (1) check from the government per month.

7) You have to be content living off of foodstamps for an extended period of time.

8) If your propane tank should fail, you must be willing to eat beenieweenies out of the can, cold.

9) You must be willing to sleep with your sister.

10) People who have gone beyond junior high are not qualified for White Trash 4 Life.

Now, who wants to be the first applicant ?

And new rules are welcome...