Zomg I am drunk and lonely and the diet isn't working
Oh well I tried to change my diet to change my attitude but so far I am very weak, and still stuffing myself with angus and brie.
I am very very lonely.. and i am telling you all because you're like my family.. There's the old fucks (baddog), the retarded cousins (carlothegimpo), the pervert uncles (dirty frank), the huggable aunties (polish), and the wierd second-cousin slut girls (everyone else)..
So, help me, dear family, before I erm... become a senator.
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