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My Chocolate Lab is the king of quirky behavior...
1. He sleeps in the bathtub sometimes.
2. He's scared to death of hefty garbage bags, even though I've never threatened to put him in one.
3. He demands to go to bed at 9:30 on the dot every night. If I don't go upstairs with him to at least tuck him in and give him a cookie, he'll whine until I do it.
4. He only watches TV if Keeping Up With the Kardashians is on. He's fascinated by the fucking Kardashians.
5. He smokes Camels.
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