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Damn that felt good!
Fuckin missionaries.
So I see two young dudes in white short sleeve button down shirts and ties walking up my steps.
Big sign I put up next to my doorbell "NO SOLICITING".
Undeterred they knock anyway.
Me: Yeah. What's up?
Them: Hi sir we are missionaries for Jesus Christ...
Me: (cutting them off while raising my left hand and pointing to the no soliciting sign with my right)
Them: But we aren't soliciting anything.
Me: Yes, You are! You are trying to sell me on an idea that I disagree 100% with. Move on. Goodbye.
Them: Wait, do you know anyone...
Me: (Door slams shut).
Save someone elses soul. And learn how to read.
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