My all time favorite moment with a missionary came when I was over at a friends house with a group of guys and we were getting ready to watch a big boxing match. There is knock, we look up and see the guys in the white shirts at the door. My buddy says, "I'll handle this." He gets up and answers. They say hi, he says hi and they ask if he has a minute to talk about the lord. My buddy opens the door and waves to us, a room full of dudes, and says, "Sure, but once we get the tarp down the all guy gang fuck is going to get rolling. You can jump in if you want. How do you feel about guy on guy balls deep anal penetration?" They turned a shade of off white, blessed his soul and left.
I laughed for about five minutes.
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