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Originally Posted by Wizzo
Also, I got a new welcome mat last week that says "LEAVE" on it....haha
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Mine says "Do Not Disturb" but I've come to the conclusion that the solicitors cant fucking read.
I just open the door and tell them, hey you're standing on my do not disturb doormat, and when they look down, I slam the door.
Yeah, I'm an asshole, so what. Do Not Disturb the asshole.
My other favorite thing to do is grab thier business card as they are sliding it in my door, open the door, throw it at them. The looks on their face is always priceless.