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50 Surefire Tips On How To Jumpstart Michael Jackson's Career:
- bring back his "Thriller" face
- no more kids
- no more chimps
- inject back some melatonin in his skin
- ask out Madonna again but with Britney and Beyonce and take her to the next Grammy's
- bed Paris Hilton
- bed Lindsey Lohan
- bed the Olsen twins
- bed all the babes in The Hills
- be bosom buddies with Jenna Jameson or any other pornstar
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