Who's Your President?
This is an article about noteworthy Hollywood US Presidents that I wrote (and was published) last year for a popular men's magazine. This was during the time when everyone was sick of the Presidential list. See if you agree.
Who's Your President?
The US presidential election is just around the corner and what better way to celebrate this farce than showcase the best performing presidents that never existed. But only in celluloid. Hollywood surely gave us a memorable slate of fictional Head of States. And we're counting them down here!
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
alter ego: Terry Crews (he's the dad in Everybody Hates Chris)
incumbency: the year 2505 in the cult classic "Idiocracy"
accomplishment: President Camacho is a retarded black himbo who sees value in hiring a time-travelling Owen Wilson as Secretary of the Interior. He got him to correct the food and crop shortages, dust bowl, crippled economy, and mountains of garbage. Director Mike Judge uses him as lampoons of contemporary politicians who revels in nepotism, corporate loyalty, and overemphasis on sex appeal in political media coverage.
Dubyah rating: Dubyah would most likely love him because President Camacho is a true conservative! 5 out of 5 (George Bush heads)
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