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President James Dale
alter ego: Jack Nicholson
incumbency: 1996 in the over-the-top movie "Mars Attacks!"
accomplishment: Self-absorbed and a bit whacko, President Dale failed to rally the American people the same way Presidents Roslin and Whitmore did. But the guy who played Joker had a great time being bonkers here. But his first lady is Our First Lady of Bonkers Glenn Close. And their daughter is then jailbait hottie Natalie Portman. And what's cool, he's the only movie president who actually died in the end.
Dubyah rating: Dubyah has a hard-on for fellow presidents from the Cowboy State! But he ain't gay, y'hear? 5 out of 5
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