Originally Posted by AssPirate

President James Marshall
alter ego: Harrison Ford
incumbency: 1997 in "Air Force One"
accomplishment: He's a tough-talking aging family man who pulls a "Die Hard" and single-handedly kicks the butt of Tim Roth and his band of Russian ex-soldiers. These ne'er do wells didn't know what hit them!
Dubyah rating: Dubyah loves a President who knows how to sick terrorists with weapons of mass destruction! 4 out of 5 stars