Originally Posted by baddog

This confirms that bausch must be the most socially fucked up chick I have ever heard of.

She makes Lizzy Borden seem approachable.

To answer the question, if someone that does not know you says, "may I help you, young lady [since I know this is about you]" then they are probably in their 60's or 70's and you are a young woman to them. At least you look young. Take it as a fucking compliment.

If it is your mother yelling, "now you listen hear, young lady" then it is time for you to spread your fucking wings, and stop dealing with her.

She is miserable. She is making you miserable. You are trying to make us miserable.

If you were not so funny you would likely succeed.