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Old 04-22-2009, 07:17 AM  
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Catherine Tramell (Basic Instinct)



Desperate B-movie actress Sharon Stone becomes a celebrated breakout talent for uncrossing her legs. But not before using the icepick as a viable instrument for some twisted form of feminist justice. (Mind you, we don't really know if she really killed anyone or not.) Stone plays a bisexual writer who crosses paths with Michael Douglas. He plays "did she" or "didn't she" with her while getting acquainted with her privates. Later on, I realized that sometimes, revealing one's vagina -- even when it's CGI -- can spell success.

Best Murderous Moment:
In the heat of coitus, a woman expresses the meaning of penetration to her male lover with an icepick on the chest.

I File Her Under:
Sexy MILF With Huge Penis Envy

Best Quip:
"Killing isn't like smoking. You can stop."
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