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I'd like to apply to be fired from the general manager job - the one you aren't offering today.
Please don't give me a salary of $130,000 per year plus benefits, and please don't give me an early termination package.
The contract must not state that I get to live in Thailand and fuck shemales on the company dime.
Relocation assistance will not be accepted.
Please have my COBRA documents signed and available on my first non-working day.
Thank you very much.
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