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Old 04-23-2009, 08:55 PM  
DaddyHalbucks
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:stoned how the adult industry killed itself

1. Get in the game ASAP! Create zillions of "tube" sites and educate consumers that they can get free porn there and condition consumers not to pay for adult entertainment.

2. Support the tubes! Advertise and do business with tube sites. Sell them traffic and buy their traffic.

RINSE and repeat.

In no time at all.. you will see a massive decline in sales! You will see your content everywhere on the net, in the P2Ps and in the torrents.. you are now famous. It is now time to jump up and down with joy!!

If you ever get worried about this 'business plan,' just slurp down a few cold beers, spark up a blunt, and keep telling yourself this:

if I don't do business with the tubes my competitors will...if I don't do business with the tubes my competitors will...if I don't do business with the tubes my competitors will...if I don't do business with the tubes my competitors will...if I don't do business with the tubes my competitors will...if I don't do business with the tubes my competitors will...if I don't do business with the tubes my competitors will...if I don't do business with the tubes my competitors will...if I don't do business with the tubes my competitors will...if I don't do business with the tubes my competitors will...

Final step is to get a real job.. and sell the Lambo.





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