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Pleasurepays · 04-24-2009, 04:19 AM

american cars are absolute shit and these companies should drop off the face of the earth.

i have a writer that works for me.

he worked for a company where he would write reviews for cars.

these were all american cars.

they would bring him a new car each week, he would drive it for the week, write a review for it, publish it all over the interwebs, they would come pick it up and give him a new car each friday. so it was interesting to see each new car from that perspective. as we met each week to discuss business, heres an example of shit i saw.

- a lincoln mkx (whatever those cross over SUV's are called) - had ever body part so misaligned that i was convinced that the car had previously been totaled.... even though it was actually a new car.

- a ford f350 with all the bells and whistles (a 40k plus redneck ride)... you could stand outside the truck, close the drivers door and see day light through the edge of the door.

- there was one car (jeep liberty maybe or it was something similar) where the gauges were totally obscured by the retarded, oversized steering wheel and you couldn't reach the radio knobs from sitting in the driver seat

i could ask him to send me more examples. but i remember the weekly conversation was always the same "hey man... check out how fucked up this thing is..." and i was always totally stunned at how retarded an interior could be laid out, how shitty something could drive or just how fucked up a car could be coming straight off the assembly line.

anyone that thinks american cars aren't total shit compared to japanese and german cars is living in pure fucking denial. if you have any exposure to cars at all, and can compare an american car in one class to a japanese or german car in the same class.. there is just no comparison.

fuck american automakers
fuck unions

these companies need to die. i can't believe that in the good ole' US of A... were are going full communist with this shit and borrowing money from the chinese to prop up horrible companies that have totally failed. scary times we are living in. its going to be a bumpy ride for the next 10 years. and where is this headed? are we going to be like the french and just start taking executives hostage until they agree to a 30 hr work week and 4 months paid vacation per year? this country is going into the toilet fast... spend more time striking than working because a company had the audacity to expect people to actually work and earn their money?

04-24-2009, 04:19 AM
Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	american cars are absolute shit and these companies should drop off the face of the earth. i have a writer that works for me. he worked for a company where he would write reviews for cars. these were all american cars. they would bring him a new car each week, he would drive it for the week, write a review for it, publish it all over the interwebs, they would come pick it up and give him a new car each friday. so it was interesting to see each new car from that perspective. as we met each week to discuss business, heres an example of shit i saw. - a lincoln mkx (whatever those cross over SUV's are called) - had ever body part so misaligned that i was convinced that the car had previously been totaled.... even though it was actually a new car. - a ford f350 with all the bells and whistles (a 40k plus redneck ride)... you could stand outside the truck, close the drivers door and see day light through the edge of the door. - there was one car (jeep liberty maybe or it was something similar) where the gauges were totally obscured by the retarded, oversized steering wheel and you couldn't reach the radio knobs from sitting in the driver seat i could ask him to send me more examples. but i remember the weekly conversation was always the same "hey man... check out how fucked up this thing is..." and i was always totally stunned at how retarded an interior could be laid out, how shitty something could drive or just how fucked up a car could be coming straight off the assembly line. anyone that thinks american cars aren't total shit compared to japanese and german cars is living in pure fucking denial. if you have any exposure to cars at all, and can compare an american car in one class to a japanese or german car in the same class.. there is just no comparison. fuck american automakers fuck unions these companies need to die. i can't believe that in the good ole' US of A... were are going full communist with this shit and borrowing money from the chinese to prop up horrible companies that have totally failed. scary times we are living in. its going to be a bumpy ride for the next 10 years. and where is this headed? are we going to be like the french and just start taking executives hostage until they agree to a 30 hr work week and 4 months paid vacation per year? this country is going into the toilet fast... spend more time striking than working because a company had the audacity to expect people to actually work and earn their money?