Originally Posted by WarChild

I've been training at Illuminati Fight Co. in a secret Dojo underneath The Vatican. PornoStar69 made the introduction and I've been learning the way of the Nazi Emperor Pope combined with the Davincci Code Grappling experience.

On top of that my standard combat inventory includes my very own Dungeon Master, a get out of jail free card, 2 X 10 sided dice, a package of Pokemon classic playing cards, a picture of JuciyLinks and 3 used condoms. I can be expected to use any or all of these items to my advantage at anytime.