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Originally Posted by Yngwie
not if you wear a condom, but you have to put it on in a specific way
What you will need
1. Condom
2. Crazy glue
3. One pair of needle nose pliers
4. One 4 inch needle
Application
1st take the condom out. After that squeeze half a bottle of crazy glue inside the condom. (do not go over or below half. If you do you are doomed). Slide the condom over your cock all the way down. When it's all the way take the needle and poke the needle through the condom and your shaft till it comes out from the other side. Finally, take the needle nose pliers and bend both ends of the needle upward 82.7 degrees.
You must get exactly 87.2 degrees or the whole thing will not work.
If you did it right you will avoid every disease he/she may be carrying. Carry these instructions with you at all times.
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See, now I heard that was how you GOT it!