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My job interview this morning
So I had this job interview this morning. While driving to the interview I realized:
1) I am late
2) I didn't bring the employment form they wanted
3) I drove past the exit on the freeway (was this really accidental?)
4) I felt and overwhelming desire to turn around drive home.
The company makes cookie cutter websites for veterinarians and chiropractors.
During the interview, I blew off the "progamming test" they had. The tests are always stupid quizzes that has some obfuscated code like main(t,_,a)char *a;{return!0<t?t<3?main(-79,-13,a+main(14,1)} and they want you to notice the missing semicolon and say "Aha! You missed the semicolon therefore you suck! I don't care you make tube site in 3 days from scratch". Make sure to say that with a Hungarian accent.
I need a job but they totaly figured out that I didn't want that job. I was late, forgetful and uninterested because I didn't really want to work there - I just didn't realize it until the end of the interview. Life is too short to be doing what you don't like doing.
Anyone need an awesome PHP progammer? Adult only. Must have fringe benefits and cool parties. No websites for veterinarians or chiropractors.
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