Thread: If you were going to offer a HOT girl cash for sex, how much would it take to seal
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Old 05-03-2009, 06:44 PM  
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Originally Posted by Voodoo View Post
Guy ~ "Hi babe. What do you say about earning $1,000,000.00 CASH right now, to stop whatever it is that you are doing to go have anonymous sex with me?"

Girl ~ "Are you serious?"

Guy ~ "Of course babe!"

Girl ~ "Ok, but, no anal."

Guy ~ "Ok, awesome! How about $20.00?"

Girl ~ "Fuck you asshole! What do you think I am... Some kinda whore?"

Guy ~ "Well, we've already established that, we're just haggling on price now."
haha heard that a million times but it's still funny

$3.50 and I can get any girl into bed with me
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