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Old 05-06-2009, 08:52 AM  
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Originally Posted by Shap View Post
Poor choice of words sure. I'm just so fed up with the gfy retards. I honestly don't have the patience for them and thinking about the right choice of words when they post something so utterly stupid. Why would anyone start a fake drama thread like this? It makes no sense and anyone suggesting that is just showing how clueless they are. No program owner wants a thread like this.
I will offer my services to spin, fabricate, or influence these kinds of threads on Twisty's behalf. I know, I know, you want a free sample first. I can dig it.

We can go Jewish Mother: "If you've been in this industry for at least a year, let alone a decade, you'll know that it's hard doing business. We've personally sacrificed so much to make Twisty's what it is and to create a program that any affiliate can be proud to promote. It's not easy maintaining this level of service and quality in the face of growing economic pressures, but we still do it anyway. Why then are we suddenly the vicious targets of your jibes and insults when something like this happens? I guess all this work we've done for affiliates has been for nothing." Follow that up with a frowny face and you're golden.

Alternately, we can deflect with a What About Them: "What about Maxcash and Freedom Tube? For an entire day they have their cross-sale terms hidden through a supposed 'programming error' and they offer no explanation as to how they're going to make it up to their soon-to-be overcharged customers who purchased memberships during that period." Presumably the pitchfork and torch brigade will make a sharp turn toward the respective drama thread as this one fizzles out.

We can also do a Brazzers: "..."

Let me know. My fees are high, but you're paying for quality.
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