Originally Posted by BFT3K

Whoooah, Mikey's poppin out heads now!

Reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago...

A housewife was mixing up some brownie mix, when she accidentally spilled a box of buckshot into the bowl. It was too tough to pick it all out, so just just went ahead and baked the brownies anyway.

After dinner she served the brownies and everything seemed to go well. A few hours later however, her husband ran out of the bathroom and told his wife something was very wrong. He told her he was taking a piss, and for some reason buckshot came out. His wife laughed, and told him about the brownie mix up, and that it was okay.

A few hours later the husband and wife were in bed, when little Mikey comes running in the room all upset. Mom and Dad were certain they knew what the problem was, and Dad said "Yeah yeah we know, you were taking a piss and BBs were coming out.

Still very upset Mikey exclaimed "No no, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"